I've been cleaning out old emails and I found one that I had written to my staff. (Yes, I have a staff, no it's not that kind).
I wanted to share it with you, since I had to eat humble pie and admit I actually sent an email with an error in it. Horrible. And, before you ask, yes, I DID have to send out the email. Why? To squelch rumors. Names have been changed to protect the innocent.
Read on, dear fan! And see how important it is to proofread! And yes, this IS an actual email I sent out.
Sent: Wednesday, October 10, 2007 9:44 AM
To: All Staff
Subject: amendment
Okay Girls,
This is an amendment to my email I sent out earlier.
I want to make it very clear that I did have a type-o and that Patti had mice rice on her SHELF. NOT her SELF.
I hope this corrects any problems that could have been misconstrued.
So, to make it clear: Patti is NOT infested with MICE on her person. It's her shelf that they apparently like to hang out on. NOT Patti.
Patti is not a friend to rodents, as my hedgehog can attest. Patti does not have mice on her or anywhere in her clothing. Patti, as a person, is completely 100% mice free.
Therefore, Patti will NOT be exterminated, nor will we call an exterminator to check her out. I hope this clears everything up.
Should you have any questions about the matter, feel free to ask me.
Signed,
Your Loving Boss
See what I mean? How embarassing! PROOFREAD!
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