You know what reeks of amateurs? Work riddled with type-o's.
I've been cleaning out old emails and I found one that I had written to my staff. (Yes, I have a staff, no it's not that kind).
I wanted to share it with you, since I had to eat humble pie and admit I actually sent an email with an error in it. Horrible. And, before you ask, yes, I DID have to send out the email. Why? To squelch rumors. Names have been changed to protect the innocent.
This is an amendment to my email I sent out earlier.
I want to make it very clear that I did have a type-o and that Patti had mice rice on her SHELF. NOT her SELF.
I hope this corrects any problems that could have been misconstrued.
So, to make it clear: Patti is NOT infested with MICE on her person. It's her shelf that they apparently like to hang out on. NOT Patti.
Patti is not a friend to rodents, as my hedgehog can attest. Patti does not have mice on her or anywhere in her clothing. Patti, as a person, is completely 100% mice free.
Therefore, Patti will NOT be exterminated, nor will we call an exterminator to check her out. I hope this clears everything up.
Should you have any questions about the matter, feel free to ask me.
Your Loving Boss
See what I mean? How embarassing! PROOFREAD!